~You can butcher HP Cannon as hardcore as you like

~You can be the kids of anyone or of noone in particular

~You can be human, Neko, werewolf, or vampire. NO ANIMAGI WITHOUT PERMISSION

~You can be a teacher but you have to ask and tell me what subject

~No godmoding, three strikes you're out

~You HAVE to create a profile saying what year you are

~There are Death Notes. Six of them. No, you cannot have one without permission. Ask me. Four are free.

~Keep the sex to the PMs, and if it's porno fanfic, link to it kthx.

~No killing another person's charrie w/out permission. EVER. Don't ask me for permission. I'm not giving it, kthx, THEY ARE.

~If I think of anything I'll change the rules.